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HERO

Last Tuesday I had the not-so-g fortune of watching a video entitled: ‘business Strategies in Africa.’ The video was quite nice and though provoking but one statement left a lasting [bitter] taste in my mouth, so to speak.

“…..While the rest of us are trying to get out of the rat race, these guys are striving to get in!” Stupid European, I thought. He is all the way in God-knows-where and has the audacity to make such statements about people that he knows nothing about!

Yesterday, I had the good fortune to visit Buru, which I have always liked for its beautiful girls, or should I say beautifully clad girls? Either way, I find Buru chicks hot! But, doesn’t everyone? So anyway, I had gone to see a good pal of mine and I found it odd that there were so many people, youth, just sitting about, chatting, having a good time as if without a care in the world. Indeed my pal was seated on the pavement among a group of 10.

When I think about my own esto (and others), I have to admit that its like Nairobi was hit by a wave of ‘culture ya pavement’. Its true. Visit any estate any day of the week and you’ll find idlers, youth, all over the place. I should know because I have helped wear out many a pavement in my time. Probably, you have too or, if you’re female, you remember the time you almost tripped over from all those staring eyes………

But why don’t we, the leaders of kesho, have stuff to do? School? Work? College? Uni?

Kenya being Kenya, I have to say that there is nothing to do. ALL of my pavement friends have finished high school and been to college for, at least, a higher diploma. Their stories are all the same: once you’re through with colle there’s no job, nowhere to go-you’re stuck! Indeed Ben, now immortal on the net (that’ll be 50 bob!), had this to add, “inabidi tu ujipe mogoks, utulie, usahau, ungoje ucheki ka vitu zitajipanga!”

I admit, Ben’s view may not be the way to go but take it from me, there’s nothing much you can do-things just don’t work out.

At this point, the negative views of one of my teachers comes to mind: “In Kenya, we don’t make the ends meet, we just bring them together and hope something happens!” Of course the words of the foul-mouthed-guy-from-the-video you read about earlier also jump into the lets-lose-all-hope bandwagon!

But does it have to be this way?

I remember my teacher…….Ok! I’m, lying, I don’t really remember. I was going through my stuff the other day and stumbled across my class 3 exercise book in ‘writing practice’ where I was astonished to discover the roots of my poor handwriting. Apparently, the teacher had instructed me to write one sentence repeatedly for 3 whole pages!

I already know of my poor handwriting so that isn’t what surp[rised me. The thing that did was that ‘my’ sentence was: we need a hero. I don’t know why that particular teacher chose that particular sentence. Did she need a hero? Her family? Friends? Did she want a husband? I don’t know. But it makes me ask myself, does Kenya need a hero?

Now that’s a thought! Many say that Kenya needs a hero – a special person to lead Kenya out of the doldrums, out of all her problems. I agree, it would be dandy (LOL) but I have to say that it might be a while before we get a hero. I can see no hero in sight, no knight in shining armor riding bravely over the hill to come save us.

I suppose the question should be, can we wait for a hero to come forth? I say no, we cant. It may take us longer than we anticipate.

But there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Though dim, it is a light still. The storm could be over!

We need a hero but there is none in sight. We have to settle for the next best thing: US. Yes, us; me and you. After all, if Kenya is to be saved then why shouldn’t we, Kenyans, save Kenya?

Many think that our fat, milk-fed, cats in government have failed us. Whether you agree or not, its time we stop pointing at others, lets take matters into our own hands: unity is strength.

Don’t take any crap from anyone. If you don’t like it, get rid of it! If someone isn’t doing his/her job then by all means give someone else an opportunity to do a better job. Cjukua control of your life and strive to make it better. If we all work hard to sow seeds of a better tomorrow, we will all harvest bountifully. If we all act as heroes in our own lives then our lives will be better, Kenya will be better.

If Kenya needs a hero, let that hero be you. Make a difference, however small/large.

If we fail to be the heroes and heroines of our country then, in the words of Sunny Bindra, “May the last one to leave the country switch off the lights.”

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Notes
1. mogoks=mogoka
2. If you do not understand sheng/swahili used in nthis post I’ll be happy to translate just ask via a comment.
3. Mr. Sunny Bindra is a writer for the Sunday Nation.
4. You can, rightly, attack me in any way that you see fit for not outlining the ’10 steps to salvation’ like many do. This is because I have no idea how we, as heroes or not, are supposed to save Kenya. All I’m saying is that we need stop laying all blame at Kibaki and Co.-we put him there for Pete’s sake! If you want change, be a hero. Do something, however small, that contributes to your preconceived idea of what your proposed hero would need to change so as to save Kenya.
5. If you have any suggestions of how to ‘save’ Kenya then by any and all means, tell us about them!

Disclaimer
My thoughts, values and beleifs are my own. It is my constitutional right to have them. However, the thoughts, values and beleifs depicted here have nothing against and do not intend to discriminate against lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, or even ‘straight’ people. Not even goverment types!

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My E.V.M.

Is it not interestingly queer that you sometimes find yourself whistling to some silly tune
from an advertisement that you cannot remember hearing yet you often forget important stuff?
Human memory has always fascinated me and after some research – well, not really, just prolonged
thought – I can table my findings.

If any memory happens to invoke joy, fear and sorrow significantly, then that particular memory
is likely to be vivid.

Joyous incidents are hardly forgotten – a bride never forgets the events of her wedding day.

Incidents causing fear will almost certainly never really leave your mind, and this is from
first hand experience. One chilly night (it was actually quite warm but I remember it chilly)
while in my bottom bunk bed, the top bunk came tumbling down right after I had scratched on to
it the first 20 elements of the periodic table of elements. Since then, I have never had a
problem remembering these elements.

Similarly, sorrowful events are etched onto our minds. It still surprises me that my mother
can describe, in detail, the killing and eating of her beloved pet sheep, Joginder, yet he
passed on when she was just six years old.

Indeed joy, fear and sorrow create vivid memories. What happens when they are all present in
one single memory? The result is what I call an E.V.M – extremely vivid memory.

One particular Sunday at Nyahururu Elite Senior School, whilst playing soccer match for a
300-piece carton of short-cake biscuits – which were quite valuable in a school where both
money and foodstuff are outlawed amongst students – I suffered a serious knock to the head
while defending a particularly lovely aerial ball that was goal-bound. That was the beginning
of my EVM

At that moment, it seemed like nothing. The excitement, constant encouragement to continue,
cheering fans and the desire for the biscuits kept me going. It was one of those moments in
team sports where you can hear and see nothing else but your team-mates, and you all play like
gods.

Two days later, that knock came back to haunt me in a recurrent nose-bleed. Having overwhelmed
the school nurse, I spent that night in a dingy hospital, sharing a room with a patient in for
excessive intake of (possibly illicit) alcohol, who kept murmuring incorrigible nonsense.

Never ending drowsiness, bad food, nurses bearing syringes and a large-fingered doctor trying
to stuff my nose with a cloth soaked in a sweet tasting, disgusting oily substance added to my
misery.

I had not slept a wink by 4 am. Unfortunately, the sorrow I was in invoked a recollection of
the day’s up-to-the-minute happenings. What had I done to deserve this? My sorrow brought fear.
‘What if I don’t make it?’ I asked myself. A song with the chorus: ‘I wonder will I ever see
tomorrow?’ played in my mind. My fear was now apparent. Not fear of death but fear of not
achieving my goals.

The next day, my parents arrived to take me home just as I was about to eat under the watchful
eyes of two burly nurses trying to wrestle my awakening room-mate. This, coupled with the
extremely simple treatment of my condition in Nairobi, brought me unparalleled joy.

Strangely, when I look back at this E.V.M, as I am doing now, I enjoy the memories. I might
regret this one day, but I would gladly welcome another E.V.M just so that I can live long
through it learn from it and be able to remember and laugh about it.

What’s your EVM?


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Of Great Sex, Of Love

Sex has been described as act of worship by many ancient cultures, not least of all in the kama sutra. It is the joining of two people in the expression of the basest of emotions, love. It is meant to be enjoyed, to be relaxing, to be unifying. Sadly, research has shown that almost none of us ever have good sex, especially those in long term relationshiops.

Do you want to ever enjoy sex? Read on.

I had trouble convincing Valedon that this post is fit for publication but in the end I succeeded because he, like me, beleives that good sex is good for humanity.Having overtaken sport as the number one pass-time activity in many nations, more people are having sex than ever before. This is good.

The problem is that almost no one is having good sex, this is bad.The main problem is that our sex has too many goal-posts, it’s like a performance. Think about it, when having sex most people are thinkin of ensuring the other partner( in most cases women) get to orgasm, doing what is decent/acceptable to the partner and many other such things. Its like you’re reading from a script. This is bad sex.

Eliminate the goal-posts, just have sex-enjoy it, savour it. Its good that both of you get to orgasm but for sex to be fun you should not have to strive to achieve anything- let it be random good old sex!

Let’s tackle the issue of orgasm. Obviously, orgasm for men isn’t a problem. Its getting women to orgasm that is killing most of our sex lives. So here goes, my two cents worth of advice. Women can significantly increase their chances of reaching orgasm, and ultimately enjoying sex, by an old age trick, the oldest trick in the sex book. Masturbation. If you think masturbation is wrong the you are wrong!

Women should learn how their body responds, their most sensitive parts and how they like to be treated. To know this, a woman should try and bring herself to orgasm via masturbation. This will give her all the knowledge she needs about her sexual preferences.
Once armed with this knowledge, the woman should then share it with her partner and describe the things that the partner should do to give her the most pleasure. During the actual act of sex, she could then guide her partner to help her have fun.

Research has shown that masturbation is an excellent way of consolidating the bond between partners and of improving their sex life. Both men and women should strive to understand their sexual preferences via masturbation and then share this info with their partners. This will improve the quality of their sex.

However, an even better way to do things is by masturbating in front of your partner and then showing him/her how to masturbate you. It works! Trust me, I tried it! It is not only fun but you will be amazed at just how much more you love and trust your partner afterwards.

Sex is about much more than intercourse. Great sex is based on the principle of variety. With your newfound knowledge on your sexual preferences (i.e how and what turns you on) you have completed step 1 towards good sex. The next step is applying this knowledge to introduce or expand variety in your sex life.

Sexual variety comes in many flavours. Try oral sex, anal sex, as many positions as possible, change the location( try the shower, kithcen table, garden etc), try kissing all over, nibling, give hickies; the list is endless. It all depends on your creativity, and if your not creative try the internet, you’ll find al sorts of kinky stuff to try out. The golden rule, however, is to thoroughly discuss everything with your partner before you go ahead and try it.

Surprise is also a great sex tool. Do something unexpected- it’ll be worth every minute of planning for it! This is open only upto the limits of your creativity. For example, my best friend surprised her boyfriend by demanding sex in an elevator. Despite the disapproving look of one surprised lift-user, the boyfriend proposed a week later. I had the best sex of my two-year relationship when I talked my girlfriend into having sex in a clothing shop changing rom, it was great! If you can think of it, go ahead-try it!

Lastly, let sex be fun. Joke about it, tease each other, laugh-that’s the only way to ensure great sex.

Good sex has been known to heal terminal illnesses, to relieve depression and stress, to relax minds. So why don’t you have great sex, today? Its good for you, its good for all of us.

Do not keep information on how to have great sex to yourself, share it. You’ll be helping build a better society. Did you know that if your boss had had great sex he wouldn’t have bothered you so much? Share your info, or at least refer him/her to this post.

I pray that all of you have great sex tonight. If you have questions, comments,isights, insults or anything else, leave a comment. I’ll be happy to respond to it. But do remember that……

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DISCLAIMER: My thoughts, values and beleifs are my own. It is my constitutional right to have them. However, the thoughts, values and beleifs depicted here have nothing against and do not intend to discriminate against lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, or even ‘straight’ people.

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Can anyone tell us/me how to best make love to a woman to ensure maximum pleasure for her, or quick orgasm?

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Approaches To Strategy: Last Chapter

The essence of strategy development is ensuring, as much as possible, success in every endeavour. Strategy is thus of capital importance. Luckily, you have this to guide you:

Approaches to strategy:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 4 [b]

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Approaches to strategy Part 4 (b)

CFS Analysis (part 2 of 2)

GOTO part 1 of 2

You must then identify key decisions required for the success of each CSF. The key decisions are then used to identify the information requirements. This ensures that there is a link between what must be done and why it is needed i.e it either supports a key decision or forms a performance indicator.

Once you identify the information requirements, gather the information to enable the taking of the key decisions so as to achieve the CSF. The success of this achievment is then measured against the performance indicator of the CSF. Simple.

For example: In oil mining, minimising oil well uncertainty is a CSF. A key decision could be estimating the profitability of drilling sets. Here, information requirements may be: engineering calculations and geological data. Collect the data, perform the calculations and you will be able to estimate the profitability of drilling sets thus minimising oil well uncertainty.

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