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What Is,…No.1?

This post is for Paul, Scarla, Eddah everyone else (you too!)

We should all love our country. Alfred Mutua thinks so.
So does Dorothea McKellar in her poem:

I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of droughts and flooding rains.
I love her far horizons,
I love her jewel-sea,
Her beauty and her terror –
The wide brown land for me!


Here’s
the rest of the poem


Other writers seem to think so too:
Love
Reasons to LOVE Kenya
We have Elephants!
Lwala diaries
Arise
Bitter-Sweet kenya
Kenyan Blogger’s Say more
[more]

At the end of the day, when all is said and done, Kenya is home and we should love it, and we should strive to improve it. Ama?

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Tricool=Sold

Well, the internet finally paid off for me.

I sold tricool for Ksh. 1759. you may find it at http://tricool.blogspot.com bearing a new look.

I sold it to kayliz and Scarla. The interesting thing is that I’ve known Scarla for only a few months(online) and for 5 days(personally) when she was recently on holiday in Kenya.

She, however, liked the idea behind tricool and so, together with Kayliz, bought it from me for 1759 shillings while we were having a few bottles of (you guessed it) guiness.
The duo apparently has a bright future planned out for Tricool. Lets hope they succeed!.

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Tricool #9

1.Virtually Lost. It is easy getting lost, this site explores gettting lost and some of its words may help you find yourself. Its really cool. Plus it has real cool use of flash. In their words:
We have all lost something. We can lose our temper, lose our minds, lose time and lose innocence ….Are you lost? Well, then you’ve found the right place. This website visually explores being lost in hope of finding what we’re searching for. ……….

2.Rent a Coder
. Do you have some hard-earned technical (computer) skills? Can you code? Can you do some computer(online) research……can you do anything with the computer?….and now for the million-dollar question(drums please)…….do you want to convert your skills to cash?
Then this site is for you. All they ask for is a percentage of your wages. Check it out.

3.SecretsExchange. This is just weird, according to me. But if you’ve got time on your hands its pretty interesting to hear(read) other people’s secrets. Here’s the sites mission statement:
“Lurid Secrets, Salacious Sex and Scandal, Rumor-Mongering, Bald-Faced Lies and Unbelievable Truth From America’s Lips to Your Ear.” (Mission Statement)

Tricool 2006

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I was Tagged!

Rules:

  1. Post six weird facts/habits about yourself. These cannot be used against you later on.
  2. At the bottom name the six people you will tag next.
  3. Leave them a comment to let them know they’ve been tagged and to read your blog.

I was tagged by Kabinti and so here are six weird things about me:

For me, tea and bread are horrible when taken together-its nauseating! I guess I can trace this back to high school where I had to put up with bad tea and bad bread for four years of my life!

I have not bought any clothes or shoes (for myself) in the last 5 years. This is not to say that I like my clothes all tattered and torn, no. I just sort of ‘get’ clothes.

I hate sleeping at night. I’d give anything if we could reverse the world order and have people sleep durig the day. At night, I usually find myself doing really interesting stuff, only for the sandman to come knocking! Plus, you have to admit that nothing beats a siesta, especially on weekdays.

Whenever food is served with salad/kachumbari, I like to eat my salad last, preferably on its own plate. I have no idea why.

I find it difficult to say ‘No’ to people, especially if I don’t know you very well. I hate this about myself.

I used to beleive that Harry and Hogwarts really existed. I still have trouble trying to reason out exactly why people insist that Harry is imaginary. Credit to J.K. Rowling.

That’s all. Now its my turn. Muhahahahaha! Tagging: Mia, Jess, Darius, Kagz, Nicho and Sandman.

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HERO

Last Tuesday I had the not-so-g fortune of watching a video entitled: ‘business Strategies in Africa.’ The video was quite nice and though provoking but one statement left a lasting [bitter] taste in my mouth, so to speak.

“…..While the rest of us are trying to get out of the rat race, these guys are striving to get in!” Stupid European, I thought. He is all the way in God-knows-where and has the audacity to make such statements about people that he knows nothing about!

Yesterday, I had the good fortune to visit Buru, which I have always liked for its beautiful girls, or should I say beautifully clad girls? Either way, I find Buru chicks hot! But, doesn’t everyone? So anyway, I had gone to see a good pal of mine and I found it odd that there were so many people, youth, just sitting about, chatting, having a good time as if without a care in the world. Indeed my pal was seated on the pavement among a group of 10.

When I think about my own esto (and others), I have to admit that its like Nairobi was hit by a wave of ‘culture ya pavement’. Its true. Visit any estate any day of the week and you’ll find idlers, youth, all over the place. I should know because I have helped wear out many a pavement in my time. Probably, you have too or, if you’re female, you remember the time you almost tripped over from all those staring eyes………

But why don’t we, the leaders of kesho, have stuff to do? School? Work? College? Uni?

Kenya being Kenya, I have to say that there is nothing to do. ALL of my pavement friends have finished high school and been to college for, at least, a higher diploma. Their stories are all the same: once you’re through with colle there’s no job, nowhere to go-you’re stuck! Indeed Ben, now immortal on the net (that’ll be 50 bob!), had this to add, “inabidi tu ujipe mogoks, utulie, usahau, ungoje ucheki ka vitu zitajipanga!”

I admit, Ben’s view may not be the way to go but take it from me, there’s nothing much you can do-things just don’t work out.

At this point, the negative views of one of my teachers comes to mind: “In Kenya, we don’t make the ends meet, we just bring them together and hope something happens!” Of course the words of the foul-mouthed-guy-from-the-video you read about earlier also jump into the lets-lose-all-hope bandwagon!

But does it have to be this way?

I remember my teacher…….Ok! I’m, lying, I don’t really remember. I was going through my stuff the other day and stumbled across my class 3 exercise book in ‘writing practice’ where I was astonished to discover the roots of my poor handwriting. Apparently, the teacher had instructed me to write one sentence repeatedly for 3 whole pages!

I already know of my poor handwriting so that isn’t what surp[rised me. The thing that did was that ‘my’ sentence was: we need a hero. I don’t know why that particular teacher chose that particular sentence. Did she need a hero? Her family? Friends? Did she want a husband? I don’t know. But it makes me ask myself, does Kenya need a hero?

Now that’s a thought! Many say that Kenya needs a hero – a special person to lead Kenya out of the doldrums, out of all her problems. I agree, it would be dandy (LOL) but I have to say that it might be a while before we get a hero. I can see no hero in sight, no knight in shining armor riding bravely over the hill to come save us.

I suppose the question should be, can we wait for a hero to come forth? I say no, we cant. It may take us longer than we anticipate.

But there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Though dim, it is a light still. The storm could be over!

We need a hero but there is none in sight. We have to settle for the next best thing: US. Yes, us; me and you. After all, if Kenya is to be saved then why shouldn’t we, Kenyans, save Kenya?

Many think that our fat, milk-fed, cats in government have failed us. Whether you agree or not, its time we stop pointing at others, lets take matters into our own hands: unity is strength.

Don’t take any crap from anyone. If you don’t like it, get rid of it! If someone isn’t doing his/her job then by all means give someone else an opportunity to do a better job. Cjukua control of your life and strive to make it better. If we all work hard to sow seeds of a better tomorrow, we will all harvest bountifully. If we all act as heroes in our own lives then our lives will be better, Kenya will be better.

If Kenya needs a hero, let that hero be you. Make a difference, however small/large.

If we fail to be the heroes and heroines of our country then, in the words of Sunny Bindra, “May the last one to leave the country switch off the lights.”

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Notes
1. mogoks=mogoka
2. If you do not understand sheng/swahili used in nthis post I’ll be happy to translate just ask via a comment.
3. Mr. Sunny Bindra is a writer for the Sunday Nation.
4. You can, rightly, attack me in any way that you see fit for not outlining the ’10 steps to salvation’ like many do. This is because I have no idea how we, as heroes or not, are supposed to save Kenya. All I’m saying is that we need stop laying all blame at Kibaki and Co.-we put him there for Pete’s sake! If you want change, be a hero. Do something, however small, that contributes to your preconceived idea of what your proposed hero would need to change so as to save Kenya.
5. If you have any suggestions of how to ‘save’ Kenya then by any and all means, tell us about them!

Disclaimer
My thoughts, values and beleifs are my own. It is my constitutional right to have them. However, the thoughts, values and beleifs depicted here have nothing against and do not intend to discriminate against lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, or even ‘straight’ people. Not even goverment types!