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Today I woke up to find out that Saddam, of Iraq, is dead. He was killed early this morning. As I watched it all over CNN, BBC, Sky, Al-jazzeera etc I found myself wondering whether the death sentence was the way to go.

I admit Saddam was a bad man and deserved to pay for his sins. I also admit that I’m against the death penalty.

Now that he’s been killed, does anyone feel any better? Does it undo all the harm he did? Does it bring back al the people he killed(or helped kill)? Does it undo the war? No, no, no and no. You may be tempted to feel better now that he’s gone. Indeed, there were a few hundred people on CNN jumping and hollering about at Saddam’s death. Let’s examine this closely.

Now, these people think that the death of Saddam makes things that little bit better. What goes around comes around, right? He paid for what he did, right? Wrong. Did he really pay? If you ask me, al that was done was that Saddam was saved from the humiliation of life in prison. That’s the fact.

So, if you feel better now that Saddam is dead, think about the guy getting drunk in the pub who has mouths to feed at home, with no way of doing it. As he drinks, he too feels that much better about his life. But only a few hours later, and with a banging headache, he realises that he just made everything worse-now he doesn’t have any money!

1. Shaking hands with infected people.
2. Hugging infected people.
3. Sharing clothes with infected people.
4. Sharing utelsils with HIV+ people. As such, it is not at all necessary to invest in a separate set of utensils for him/her that you’ll be washing with hot water. Shame on you!
5. Socialising wit HIV+ people.
6. Supporting HIV+ people.
7. Insect bites. Yes, you can sleep in the same room with him/her; mosquito or other bug bites won’t get you infected. Shame on you!
8. Swimming pools. Dont quit swimming just because ‘siku hizi kuna ukimwi’. Again, shame on you!

Discriminating against HIV+ people wont reduce your chances of being infected. It just reveals more of your intrinsic evil. Don’t do it!

Dear Safaricom-person-who-is-reading-this,

It is with great trepidation that I disclose my intention to
discontinue our relationship. It has become painfully clear
that we are no longer able to coexist in a productive manner
and I would rather climb a ladder than dig myself deeper.
At this time I suggest a period of seclusion between us in
order to allow this new reality to set in peaceably.
While previous communications may have intimated that I
was committed for a longer or interminable duration this is not
 to be the case. I have reflected upon the plight of
predecessors to my situation and I empathize
with those who have elected to politely and tranquilly
abandon ship.

I appreciate your discretion in this proceeding.




This letter of resignation prepared by
iQuit 1.0
Saturday, 16 September 2006  08:06:56
http://stewdio.org/iquit